Fishdog: The Cagney to my Lacey. He's prone to bellowing and acting like a child. Likes to give the kids some direction on occasion.

Goose: Our number one boy-child. We call him Goose, bubba calls him Jofish. He's made it to the sixth grade, dunno if he'll make it past there.

Cowboy: The second coming of the x chromosome. Monkey-boy. Aggravator. Ham. Loves mac n' cheese.

The brood: Pete, Hector & Charlie